YAY! So im about 98% sure i got the job at AAC... no more bison burgers...SWEET!!! Kiss this goodbye Ted!

Funny stories of today... i have two but theyre short and i know yall love them!

SO... alex is hungry and wants to get some taco bell. Im like whatever fine, ill take you. He's 15 and has his permit so he asks if he can drive... i dont want to let him drive my car but i decide to be the cool big sis and agree. All the way to taco bell i have a kungu fu death grip on the drivers side door praying for dear life. Alex is completely oblivious to anything going on to the left side of him and forgets to brake. But we make it to taco bell in one piece... the drive through line is so backed up it looks more like a "park through" so we go inside. We get in line and an old man comes and stands next to me. He starts talking to me and more or less says " Im 77 years old and im going to die soon. I hope its in my sleep but im glad because ive made peace with the lord and my cell phone provider keeps raising its prices. Youre young, you probably wont die soon. Infact, youll probably be around for jesus christs resurrection. You ever heard of jesus christ?" and hes saying this really loud bc i dont think he could hear very well and now the entire taco bell is looking at me. And all i can come up with is "amen." I tell alex to get his food to go and we leave. I think im just going to bubble wrap myself inside of my house and never leave... im a magnet for crazy people!

Second story:
SO... im done with my interview at the AAC. It went well and in ordered to be hired i have to take a drug test... Not a problem, i can pass a drug test. So i go the the medical place around the corner to get tested. Lady hands me the pee cup... which i HATE... and tells me to go in the bathroom. Too bad i went before my interview. So after about 3 minutes the nurse says through the door if you cant go you can just drink some water and try again. So i go back to the lobby and start chugging water. About 15mins go pass and i make a try at my 2nd attempt... nothin (EWWWW im eating jelly bellys right now and just ate one of those popcorn ones... honestly, whose idea was it to make popcorn jelly beans WTF, ok back to the story) So feeling real defeated i go back to the lobby again. The family sitting in there is looking at me like im crazy, they probably thought i was on drugs... im sure the nurses thought i was too. Finally after like 3 gallons of water, an hour of waiting, looking like a complete moron, and 3 attempts, success! I literally shut the clinic down it took so damn long! Im cursed with a super camel bladder or something... great for roads trips, sucks for pissing in a cup!

Alrighty, i think thats about it... im going to twist tonight and gotta get ready! its like BAM, holla! XOXO